Told by a waitress
On the 1st day of Christmas a customer gave to me a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 2nd day of Christmas a customer gave to me two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 3rd day of Christmas a customer gave to me three handmade snowmen. Two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 4th day of Christmas a customer gave to me four pounds of chocolate. Three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 5th day of Christmas a customer gave to me five homemade tarts. Four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 6th day of Christmas a customer gave to me six mini fruit cakes. Five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 7th day of Christmas a customer gave to me seven holiday pens (one for each day of the week). Six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 8th day of Christmas a customer gave to me eight movie passes. Seven holiday pens, six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 9th day of Christmas a customer gave to me nine different candy canes. Eight movie passes, seven holiday pens, six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 10th day of Christmas a customer gave to me ten extra dollars. Nine different candy canes, eight movie passes, seven holiday pens, six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 11th day of Christmas a customer gave to me eleven silver jingle bells. Ten extra dollars, nine different candy canes, eight movie passes, seven holiday pens, six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!
On the 12th day of Christmas a customer gave to me twelve Dunkin’ donuts. Eleven silver jingle bells, ten extra dollars, nine different candy canes, eight movie passes, seven holiday pens, six mini fruit cakes, five homemade tarts, four pounds of chocolate, three handmade snowmen, two dangling angel earrings and a T-shirt saying I’d been BAD!