Three dogs are caged in a waiting room at the local veterinarian’s office. There is a Poodle, a Chiuahua and a Great Dane. The Poodle asks the Chiuahua what he is there for. The Chiuahua replies that his owner is tire of hearing him squawk. So he was there to have his vocal cords removed. The Poodle says, “That sucks, but I guess it is better than being put down.”
The Chiuahua agrees.
Then, the Chiuahua asks the Poodle what he was there for. The Poodle tells him that his owner is sick and tired of him leaping around the house all the time, so he was there to have the tendons removed from his legs so that he could no longer jump around.
“Wow, that sucks,” the Chiuahua says. “But I guess it is better than being put down.”
The Poodle agrees.
Suddenly, the Poodle and the Chiuahua look at the Great Dane. “What are you in for?” The Poodle asks.
The Great Dane responds, “Well, the other day, while my owner was bent over in the bathroom drying herself off after her shower, I mounted her.”
The other two dogs gasped in shock. “She brought you in to have you put down?” the Poodle asks sadly.
“No,” the Dane answers, “To have my nails clipped.”
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