A woman was leaving a convenient store with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black Hearst was followed by a second long black Hearst about 50 feet behind. Behind the second Hearst was a soldiery woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 woman walking single file.
The woman couldn’t stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, “I am sorry for your lose, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this one. Whose funeral is it?”
The woman replied, “Well that first Hearst is for my husband.”
“What happened to him?”
The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.”
She inquired further, “Well, who is in the second Hearst?”
“His mistress. She tried to help my husband, so the dog turned on her too.”
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. “Can I borrow the dog?” the woman asked.
“Get in line, “the widow answered.
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