A older woman recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said she was doing “fairly well” for her age. A little concerned about his comment, she couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 90?”
He asked, “Well, do you smoke or drink?”
“Oh, no, “ she replied. “Not for over 20 years.”
“Do you eat red meat and greasy foods?”
“No, I have always maintained a healthy diet.”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun?” he asked.
“No, I don’t” she replied.
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars or fool around?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve never been that way.”
The doctor looked at the woman and said, “Well, then why in the hell would you want to live to be 90.”
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